So Lindsey told Fox News that after a weekend conversation with Trump, he thought this whole Syria thing would turn out fine, though previously he said Trump’s scheme would lead to the “destruction” of the Kurds. Well okay!

“I am increasingly optimistic that we can have some historic solutions in Syria that have eluded us for years if we play our cards right,” Lindsey said, though his words were hard to make out considering his lips were planted firmly on Trump’s ass. He also applauded Trump’s “thinking outside the box,” which is a highly charitable term for following Putin’s orders.

In the meantime, Kurds are being displaced at a stunning rate and up to 400,000 civilians may require aid. But Lindsey says all is well!


In even better news, “Graham also said he believed the United States and Kurdish forces long allied with Washington could establish a venture to modernize Syrian oil fields, with the revenue flowing to the Kurds.” Of course we will. Because Trump is known for his selfless desire to give money to other people. Oh wait ...

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